Just monetize the debt already

Let's get this economic collapse fully under way.  I'm tired of waiting on the edge of the cliff, let's get this going.   I want to buy my house for a weeks pay.  I know I won't be able to move out of it to buy a new one, but heck, just devalue the dollar until my debts are meaningless. Of course, I would be expecting my job to remain and a significant raise to cover the costs of this inflation.  Wait.  Maybe I didn't think this all the way through.