Am I crazy?

Yes.

Who isn't?

You say that you aren't, but few insane people know that they are insane.

What is sanity?

It comes from the same root as healthy, but we are talking about the mind here.

Anyone with the hubris to believe that their mind has no flaws is flawed in the hubris of that belief.

Don't dismiss me that way, you know I'm right.

Wait, who am I talking to?

It's just you, dear reader.  It's just you.

Mwahahahahahaha.

Hamlet was a stupid, impulsive, tragic genius.

Ophelia was the real deal.

Wild, wild flowers will wilt when they are plucked.